#wisdom

"A tree is known by its fruit; a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost; he who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love."

"Revenge [10w] Revenge is a long game;all you need is time."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"he who will not economize will have to agonize"

"Poetry vs. Prose [10w] Prose is the bread of imagination;poetry is the wine."

"Whisper into My Good Ear [10w] "Pour your fears, fantasies, desires into my ear of corn."

"I would rather carry around a plastic bag with five thousand Euro inside, than carry around a Louis Vuitton/Gucci/Prada bag with only one hundred Euro inside!"

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."

"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."

"Veganism is not about giving anything up or losing anything; it is about gaining the peace within yourself that comes from embracing nonviolence and refusing to participate in the exploitation of the vulnerable"

"Never read a book through merely because you have begun it."

"If you don't think you need to develop your personal brand, my advice for you comes in the wisdom of two road signs: STOP; DEAD END."

"The only man who never makes mistakes is the man who never does anything."

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."

"Sure, it was your idea and your fly, but he caught the big fish. Remember, fairness is a human idea largely unknown in nature."

"The secret of life, though, is to fall seven times and to get up eight times."

"The best index to a person's character is how he treats people who can't do him any good, and how he treats people who can't fight back."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"Conquer the angry one by not getting angry; conquer the wicked by goodness; conquer the stingy by generosity, and the liar by speaking the truth.[Verse 223]"