#wisdom

"I want to see an elephant hunt down a man for the sole purpose of collecting his teeth, while a chorus of typewriters sings songs that praises the bananas for their wisdom, leadership, and their high levels of potassium."

"If your dreams are to hard to achieve, just achieve"

"Creativity thrives where its roots are crowded."

"Heaven [10w] Heaven’s not a destination ~it’s a way of processing life."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"Kaddish Kaddish for Mrs. Ginsbergis not Kaddish,For your mom raised a Buddhistand mine raised a Jew.You'll zazen for your loss,I'll daven for mine.I do not belittle your loss,your grief is no less than mine.But by abandoning your tribe, אלון,Who now will say Kaddish for you?"

"In youth, it was a way I had,To do my best to please.And change, with every passing ladTo suit his theories.But now I know the things I knowAnd do the things I do,And if you do not like me so,To hell, my love, with you."

"Many have died; you also will die. The drum of death is being beaten. The world has fallen in love with a dream. Only sayings of the wise will remain."

"A clear vision, backed by definite plans, gives you a tremendous feeling of confidence and personal power."

"Pretending to be Deep ;) [10w] Only from the mountain's valley can you see the peak."

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"Would that death were like this. Would that one would sleep and sleep and sleep forever."

"Poet and the Fool {Couplet} {Limerick} The fool does his ego inflate,much like a poet does his oeuvre overrate.But the truth of the matter is that neither shit matters;harsh reality shall both nitwits deflate."

"...ducks and geese are foolish things, and must be looked after, but girls can take care of themselves."

"God isn't the son of Memory; He's the son of Immediate Experience. You can't worship a spirit in spirit, unless you do it now. Wallowing in the past may be good literature. As wisdom, it's hopeless. Time Regained is Paradise Lost, and Time Lost is Paradise Regained. Let the dead bury their dead. If you want to live at every moment as it presents itself, you've got to die to every other moment."

"I count as blessings things I could have benefited from, even if I neglected to utilize them. A gift is still a gift, even if left wrapped and unopened."

"And someone, somewhere, was having an even worse time of it than me. I tried to keep that in mind. No matter how crappy your life, someone will probably beat you in the my-life-is-crap category. Not that I don't let myself whine a little now and then, but sometimes it's good to keep your misery in perspective"

"Having Words with Words [10w] ”I’ve had a falling out with words,leaving me speechless."