#wisdom

"Wonder is the beginning of wisdom in learning from books as well as from nature."

"Never say no to now"

"If a man could have half of his wishes, he would double his troubles."

"I want to see an elephant hunt down a man for the sole purpose of collecting his teeth, while a chorus of typewriters sings songs that praises the bananas for their wisdom, leadership, and their high levels of potassium."

"There is only one all pervading God. It has only one message - Love all, encompass all and transcend the limits of the selfish gene."

"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"

"Look for the good in every person and every situation. You'll almost always find it."

"Those who possess wisdom cannot just ladle it out to every wantwit and jackanapes who comes along and asks for it. A person must be prepared to receive wisdom, or else it will do him more harm than good. Moreover, a lout thrashing about in the clear waters of wisdom will dirty those waters for everyone else."

"Fabulous Creatures and Trust Issues [10w] Never trust a sheep in wolf’s clothing despite the unicorn."

"A Poem Must Have an Accomplice If you cannot bamboozle the reader into becoming a willing accomplice to your artifice and collusion the poem won't fly."

"If you wish to achieve worthwhile things in your personal and career life, you must become a worthwhile person in your own self-development."

"Adversity, if for no other reason, is of benefit, since it is sure to bring a season of sober reflection. People see clearer at such times. Storms purify the atmosphere."

"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."

"Lucy: You learn more when you lose Charlie Brown: Well then I must be the smartest person in world!!!"

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."

"Enemies of My Enemies Who knew the enemies of my enemies were good dancers."

"The most wonderful and the strongest things in the world, you know, are just the things which no one can see."

"Shakespeare vs. Keynesian Economics {Couplet} If 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be',investments would dry up, economies stagnate,and off to the poorhouse go you and me."

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."

"To respect a mystery is to make way for the answer."