#wisdom

"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."

"I want to see an elephant hunt down a man for the sole purpose of collecting his teeth, while a chorus of typewriters sings songs that praises the bananas for their wisdom, leadership, and their high levels of potassium."

"Yoga is the cessation of the movements of the mind. Then there is abiding in the Seer's own form."

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"

"The only real limitation on your abilities is the level of your desires. If you want it badly enough, there are no limits on what you can achieve."

"The 2-Step Self-Discovery Program The first step in self-discovery is not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.The second step is knowing you're a self-centered asshole."

"Travel brings wisdom only to the wise. It renders the ignorant more ignorant than ever."

"At first sign of crisis, the ignorant don’t panic because they don’t know what’s going on, and then later they panic precisely because they don’t know what’s going on."

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."

"There can be no forced inspiration."

"Entreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: For wither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: Thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God."

"The Game Is Afoot God's buried eight jewels within my soul.Life's game is,'Remove each gem, yet find me whole.'The clue is,"Eight is one, and one is eight,no jewel's more precious,all equally great."

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

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"Cookie Cutter Criticism A critic tried to fit my sense of humor in a cookie cutter,but it wouldn't fit his preconceived shape of what comedy should be.So he pressed harder, and harder and harder until the cookie cutter cut a cookie shaperight through the palm of his hand.It doesn't hurt anymore when the critic tries to slap me in the face.There's no more hot-air resistance."

"One is often so busy doing life that it is easy to avoid evaluating whether you are putting your energy in the direction you value most."

"A moment of consideration often prevents a thousand apologies"

"You look up when you wish to be exalted. And I look down because I am exalted."

"Arches National Park, Utah BloodshotZiggurats of rock against unbending sky,sandstone fins and eyes of ancient earth behemoth.Your windows wedged by cosmic hands of rain and melting snow, of frost and ice, of gravity and geologic time, patient and untiring,self-possessed like a child's perception of endless summer."

"Fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge. Only Fools despise wisdom and discipline."Proverbs 1:7 NLT"