#women

"I love classic beauty. It’s an idea of beauty with no standard."

"The more women sit down and write something in a woman's voice for a woman, they more you'll see women in comedy because gender doesn't define sense of humor. Imagination and intelligence and perspective do."

"Most men fear getting laughed at or humiliated by a romantic prospect while most women fear rape and death."

"It's a fact that men make more money than women. That's why I became a man. Best decision of my life."

"Love is alive when there's music in your heart."

"Don't marry a rich man. Marry a good man. He will spend his life trying to keep you happy. No rich man can buy that!"

"No woman really wants a man to carry her off; she only wants him to want to do it."

"My vacation wasn’t long enough—and neither was my penis. Two weeks is just too short to satisfy one woman all night long."

"The strength of a woman is not measured by the impact that all her hardships in life have had on her; but the strength of a woman is measured by the extent of her refusal to allow those hardships to dictate her and who she becomes."

"I do not think, sir, you have any right to command me, merely because you are older than I, or because you have seen more of the world than I have; your claim to superiority depends on the use you have made of your time and experience."

"Nothing good ever comes of love. What comes of love is always something better"

"Woman is sacred; the woman one loves is holy."

"I think it's important for little girls growing up, and young women, to have one in every walk of life. So from that point of view, I'm proud to be a role model!"

"Margaret Atwood, the Canadian novelist, once asked a group of women at a university why they felt threatened by men. The women said they were afraid of being beaten, raped, or killed by men. She then asked a group of men why they felt threatened by women. They said they were afraid women would laugh at them."

"After all, Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. She just did it backwards and in high heels."

"Bad luck with women is a determined man's road to success. For every affliction, he makes, out of indignation, yet another advancement in order to exceed the man that the woman chose over him. This goes to show that great men are made great because they once learned how to fight the feeling of rejection."

"Better to be strong than pretty and useless."

"I play- it's kind of like a slice-of-life, LA women in their forties, playing forty kind of what's their friendship like, and what's their life like and so I just play one of the four friends."

"How wrong is it for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself?"

"We need houses as we need clothes, architecture stimulates fashion. It’s like hunger and thirst — you need them both."