#women

"She has man's brain--a brain that a man should have were he much gifted--and woman's heart. The good God fashioned her for a purpose, believe me when He made that so good combination."

"Why is it that all cars are women?"he asked. "Because they're fussy and demanding,"answered Zee. "Because if they were men, they'd sit around and complain instead of getting the job done,"I told him."

"Not all men (and especially the wisest) share the opinion that it is bad for women to be educated. But it is very true that many foolish men have claimed this because it displeased them that women knew more than they did."

"It's an amusing idea to some, this feminism thing - this audacious notion that women should be able to move through the world as freely, and enjoy the same inalienable rights and bodily autonomy, as men. At least, that's the impression given when feminism and feminists are all too often the targets of lazy humor."

"Women should have nipples on their butts. From a design perspective, I think it would revolutionize the fashion industry."

"Men are jealous of every woman, even when they don’t have the slightest interest in her themselves."

"I had an interview once with some German journalist—some horrible, ugly woman. It was in the early days after the communists—maybe a week after—and she wore a yellow sweater that was kind of see-through. She had huge tits and a huge black bra, and she said to me, ‘It’s impolite; remove your glasses.’ I said, ‘Do I ask you to remove your bra?"

"She can't help it,' he said. 'She's got the soul of a poet and the emotional makeup of a junkyard dog."

"She writes things with her movements that I for the life of me could never write with a pen."

"Most men fear getting laughed at or humiliated by a romantic prospect while most women fear rape and death."

"A woman's got one life: She's got to reach out and grab it with both hands, or it'll pass her by and leave nothing but a smelly old fart in her face."

"It does good to no woman to be flattered [by a man] who does not intend to marry her; and it is madness in all women to let a secret love kindle within them, which, if unreturned and unknown, must devour the life that feeds it; and, if discovered and responded to, must lead, ignis-fatuus-like, into miry wilds whence there is no extrication."

"There's something about Southern women that is so unique yet so universal. Strong southern women are allowed to be soft and feminine and have a sense of humor. But what I love about Southern women in particular is their universality."

"A woman with good shoes i never ugly!"

"Woman is sacred; the woman one loves is holy."

"No matter what happened yesterday it is insignificant when compared to what lies within the core of your being today."

"Don't marry a rich man. Marry a good man. He will spend his life trying to keep you happy. No rich man can buy that!"

"But really, we also need to learn how to love one another as women. How to appreciate and respect each other."

"Sites like Funny or Die and College Humor are great, but I'd say it's appealing to 80% men and 20% women."

"To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken."