#Worthless

"You should save your hard-earned dollars, because one day when you have no electricity you'll need a big stash to burn to keep yourself warm."

"You were never created to live depressed, defeated, guilty, condemned, ashamed or unworthy. We were created to be victorious."

"It's one thing to think you're worthless, and quite another for somebody else to tell you that you are."

"When a person is punished for their honesty they begin to learn to lie."

"When one realizes that his life is worthless he either commits suicide or travels."

"I’m giving a free concert tonight. Seating is limited, so bring your own toilet. While there is no admission price, if you bring 100 dollars, it’s like a roll of toilet paper."

"If I die with a zillion dollars and you die with zero, our net worth is worthless. All that matters is the love we level across our lives."