If I die with a zillion dollars and you die with zero, our n... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"If I die with a zillion dollars and you die with zero, our net worth is worthless. All that matters is the love we level across our lives."
"If I die with a zillion dollars and you die with zero, our net worth is worthless. All that matters is the love we level across our lives."
"You don’t need to have a fight before great sex. I can keep my cool and still bring the heat every time."
"The words I love you form an oral floral phrase that's so fragrant it can overpower even the most flagrantly foul-mouthed utterance."
"There's someone for everyone. And when my clones get here, everyone will be able to have that someone. Prices start at $99."
"If I had no clothes it’d be winter. If I were naked, it’d be the truth and we could lie together."
"All my failures as a human being I blame on my father. Life is about accepting responsibility, and it’s time my father started being held accountable for my deficiencies."