Random Inspirational Quotes

"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."

"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"That's why when major badasses greet each other in movies, they don't say anything, they just nod. The nod means, 'I' am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass,' but they don't say anything because they're Wolverine and Magneto and it would mess up their vibe to explain."

"I think now that maybe true sweetness can only happen in limbo."

"Writing is both mask and unveiling."

"Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love."

"Your ordinary acts of love and hope point to the extraordinary promise that every human life is of inestimable value."

"Small caterpillars still become big butterflies."

"Ask yourself: 'Do I feel the need to laminate?' Then teaching is for you."

"Let fear once get possession of the soul, and it does not readily yield its place to another sentiment.Sebastopol by Leo Tolstoy"

"I don’t want my love with her to wither like grapes on a vine, so I’ll water it with romance to turn it into wine."

"The more credit you give away, the more will come back to you. The more you help others, the more they will want to help you."

"Many of us saw religion as harmless nonsense. Beliefs might lack all supporting evidence but, we thought, if people needed a crutch for consolation, where's the harm? September 11th changed all that."

"the old maxim... "there are three things necessary to success in life--Impudence! Impudence! Impudence!"

"The smile is the most beautiful ornament that you can wear."

"When someone tells you somebody’s been murdered, laughing is probably not the best response. You know, for future reference.But laughing is exactly what I did."

"Vices [10w] Cultivate vices;to be without them is not to be."

"They turned to Angel. "We will call you Little One,"the leader said, obviously deciding to dispense with the whole confusing name thing."Okay,"said Angel agreeably. "I'll call you Guy in a White Lab Coat."He frowned."That can be his Indian name,"I suggested."