Random Inspirational Quotes

"Champions have the courage to keep turning the pages because they know a better chapter lies ahead."

"I like the posture, but not the yoga. I like the inebriated morning, but not the opium. I like the flower but not the garden, the moment but not the dream. Quiet, my love. Be still. I am sleeping."

"When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real."

"When you are able to understand the language of silence, you will be able to see the beauty of the invisible."

"You’re wishin’ too much, baby. You gotta stop wearing your wishbone where your backbone oughtta be."

"The people in New York - their humor is on a level that goes, uh, very deep, you know?"

"I always thought the biggest failing of Americans was their lack of irony. They are very serious there! Naturally, there are exceptions... the Jewish, Italian, and Irish humor of the East Coast."

"I think that humor has become a principle means of communication among Americans about politics."

"Um,"Doc said in a mild voice, "medically speaking, I'm not sure that was the most helpful thing for his condition.""But I feel better,"Jared answered, sullen.Doc smiled the tiniest smile. "Well, maybe a few more minutes of unconsciousness won't kill him."

"A crate full of discreet would appear to be empty. But it’s not. It’s full of my love for you."

"الصدف ما بتتحكمش في حياتك لإنك مش صدفة، إنت نفسك قدر."

"The quickest way to experiencing the peace inside, is to learn to recognize when I am not at peace."

"Le spectacle est la principale production de la société actuelle."

"Matthew 10:34“Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword."

"Marriage Advice [10w] Marry a man above youand a woman beneath you."

"The decision to empty my mind was a no-brainer."

"I want him to be happy. And I want you to be happy, too. Even if you can only find that happiness without me."

"The best discoveries always happened to the people who weren't looking for them."

"The single greatest lesson the garden teaches is that our relationship to the planet need not be zero-sum, and that as long as the sun still shines and people still can plan and plant, think and do, we can, if we bother to try, find ways to provide for ourselves without diminishing the world."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."