Random Inspirational Quotes

"I think books are like people, in the sense that they'll turn up in your life when you most need them."

"My definition, a definition in the drill books from the time that General Von Steuben wrote the regulations for General George Washington, the definition of the object of military training is success in battle... It wouldn't be any sense to have a military organization on the backs of the American taxpayers with any other definition."

"My advice for a person who's just fallen out of a skyscraper window is, Flap your arms...faster."

"I want to be happy and sad at the same time. Yeah, I know it sounds sappy."

"Beauty is truth, truth beauty,—that is all Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know"

"Teach the ignorant as much as you can; society is culpable in not providing a free education for all and it must answer for the night which it produces. If the soul is left in darkness sins will be committed. The guilty one is not he who commits the sin, but he who causes the darkness."

"But far more numerous was the herd of such,Who think too little, and who talk too much."

"Afterward, I had the last laugh. I made an air bubble at the bottom of the lake. Our friends kept waiting for us to come up, but hey-when you are the son of Poseidon, you don't have to hurry. And it was pretty much the best underwater kiss of all time."

"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."

"You don't have to be stupid to be a Christian, ... but it probably helps."

"I think with the success of, like, every summer there has been a couple R-rated comedies that have done so well; I think it is so nice to see that people are turning out to see these movies, and it doesn't seem to be as big a stigma with the studios anymore."

"The gospel is this: We are more sinful and flawed in ourselves than we ever dared believe, yet at the very same time we are more loved and accepted in Jesus Christ than we ever dared hope."

"No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session."

"Live Long and Prosper"

"Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship."

"I turned to Dionysus. "You cured him?""Madness is my specialty. It was quite simple.""But...you did something nice. Why?"He raised and eyebrow. "I am nice! I simple ooze niceness, Perry Johansson. Haven't you noticed?"

"I like too many things and get all confused and hung-up running from one falling star to another til I drop."

"You speak an infinite deal of nothing."

"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."

"Farewell is said by the living, in life, every day. It is said with love and friendship, with the affirmation that the memories are lasting if the flesh is not."