Beryl Dov

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. [10w] + {Couplet} Network TV's insistent stupidity to the Outer Limits pushes me."

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

"Save the Last Dance for Me Life is a Hesitation Waltz danced to swing time measure. We're all given the free will to suspend our moving foot or slowly drag it during the halt."

"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."

"Leap of Faith [10w] Seeing God withinis where the leap of faith lands."

"Selfies [10w] Selfies allows you instant gratification and reminiscence all at once."

"Regret [10w] Regret's more about lost opportunities than about paths we've chosen."

"Poetry and Dogs [10w] Poetry and dogs make the best companions.Don't trust dogs."

"Humans vs. Monkeys [10w] + [10w] Baby monkeys are much more clever than a human babies.Human babies leap ahead because of their capacity for language."

"Spreading Yourself Too Thin We tend to bite off more than we can chewbecause we've got big mouths."

"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."

"Poetry Should Dance [10w] Let poetry dance ~neither outpace it nor let it lag."

"The Wonderful Wonder Between the 'Onenesses' [10w] + [10w] + [10w] + [10w] If you can imagine time running backwards, death becomes birth;The moment before conception, becomes our oneness with the universe.Therefore, we shouldn't fear death because oneness returns to oneness;The wonder that happens between these onenesses is God's gift."

"Socrates [10w] "I know less than you.That's how smart I am!"

"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."

"Money [10w] The root of all evil has a well earned reputation."

"Love's Reward [10w] + {Couplet} Love repaid is love's reward;recompense fair towards being adored."

"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."

"Creation "I shake my fist and there's bang.Stars sift like sand through my fingers;each swirl of my wrist a galaxy,every kiss imbued with a bit of me."