Beryl Dov

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"Children Learn to Love and Hate A child understands love by three months and hate by three years.How the child processes that understandingwill shape his character for the next seventy."

"Integrity [10w] There’s no indignity men of integrity aren’t willing to endure."

"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"

"♥ Love ♡ My heart skips a beat every time you walk through the door!It isn't love ~ I have an arrhythmia."

"Poetry and Ostrich Feathers A poet should leave his poem covered with a faint film of fairy dust,inviting the reader to bring his faint heartand an ostrich feather duster to the reading."

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."

"Dysfunctional vs. You're One Fucked Up Bitch [10w] "Causing pain's the only way you know how to love."

"Depth of Love [10w] The longer the time between relationships,the deeper your love."

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {3} To create its meaning every day we live and love."

"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Mingling Defined [10w] Superficial people engaging with superficial people on a superficial level."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."