Beryl Dov

"Prickly Pears [10w] Men are often like cactus fruits ~thorny outside,mushy inside."

"Upgrading [10w] Promise them the worldto get the universe in return."

"How Much Space? {Couplet} Give a lover space enough to rejoice in their choice,but not enough room for their doubts to give voice."

"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Poetry in a Bottle [10w] If you could bottle poetry you'd have one addictive drink."

"Getting Real about the Eel It's not that eel wants to avoid commitment.From the eel's point of view, it is a matter of survival.Who the fuck wants to be with an eel anyway,when there are plenty of less slippery fish."

"Seafood My body's just a shell,the world is my oyster ~and I'm getting a whale of appetiteright now for some delicious seafood ."

"Mingling Defined [10w] Superficial people engaging with superficial people on a superficial level."

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"Family [10w] Family is a truth pill ~ just beware of an overdose."

"Remorse among Thieves When a caught thief shows remorse he says to himself,"I knew I should pull off that heist differently."

"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."

"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."

"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."

"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."

"The 2-Step Self-Discovery Program The first step in self-discovery is not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.The second step is knowing you're a self-centered asshole."

"Darkness Darkness is a decision the light cannot dissuade."

"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."