"Noah [10w] God, I love rain too ~but this is fucking ridiculous!"
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Beryl Dov
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Quotes by Beryl Dov
"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."
"Want vs. What's Coming to You As the Rolling Stones say,You can't always get what you want ~but God will always give you what's coming to you."
"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."
"❞ [10w] "Let's cuddle like a quotation mark filling a blank page."
"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."
"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."
"Noah [10w] God, I love rain too ~but this is fucking ridiculous!"
"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."
"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."
"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."
"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."
"One Philosophical Question, Two Faces [10w] 'Is life wort living?' is tantamount to'Does God exist?"
"Detonation vs. Pre-Ignition [10w] Poets have thin skins;physicists call this differential burn rates."
"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."
"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."
"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."
"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."
"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."
"River Mountain Ocean [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} Rivers delight in their flow;Mountains savor their snow.But oceans are in concurrencetheir contentment comes from recurrence."