Beryl Dov

"Upgrading [10w] Promise them the worldto get the universe in return."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"Black Hole The death of one great man makes the world seem empty;the death or three creates a back hole in the heart of humanity.In Memorium 2015B.B. KingOliver SacksNicholas Winton"

"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."

"Steer Clear [10w] Avoid alliances with anyone who's more to gain than you."

"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"

"Deadlines The only deadline I plan on missing is the one at the cemetery."

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"The Sound of Killing [10w] + [10w] A doe, a deer, a femaledeerin my headlights.A doe, a deer, a femaledeeron my sunroof."

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."

"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."

"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."

"Endless Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Put off summer's endAnd adulthood's vexingburdens shall suspend."

"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

"Fodder for Poets [10w] Childhood memories are the most seminal sustenance for creating poetry."