Beryl Dov

"Some Semblance of Such "To lose one's identity to a Doppelgänger may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose multiple identities speaks of Nabakov."

"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."

"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."

"Gone to the Dogs [10w] All ideals corrupt into ideology to sustain the social order."

"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."

"Love vs. Mental Illness [10w] Love, like mental illness, comes on graduallyand then suddenly."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"Wheels of Change Discontentment is the wheels of change.You can either add some grease to bring about change faster,or run in front of them in protest,and be crushed by them."

"Depression Busy people have neither the time nor the swimming skills to take a divein a pool of depression."

"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."

"Fall in Love in Fall {Couplet} It would be more befitting to fall in love in the fall,for the leave's colorful dance of death, augurs the long haul."

"Lady Clowns [10w] Lady clowns drip menstrual blood in seven luscious rainbow colors."

"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."

"Library [10w] Hopefully, the library in the afterlife doesn't contain contemporary poetry."

"Seafood My body's just a shell,the world is my oyster ~and I'm getting a whale of appetiteright now for some delicious seafood ."

"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."

"Finish Off Your Enemies If you finish off your enemiesdo they wind up more charming and with better manners?"

"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."

"Who Am I "I don't know who I am whenI'm not the person who loves you."

"Excuse The bureaucrat's excuse, 'If I have to make an exception for you,I have to make an exception for everybody else',doesn't apply to me because I exceptional."