Beryl Dov

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."

"Upgrading [10w] Promise them the worldto get the universe in return."

"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."

"A Real Passionate Kiss Should Feel Like Dying [10w] Like ice melting into water coming to a rolling boil."

"Objective Journalism Foreign journalists will always compromise objectivity to preserve relationships that give them better access."

"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."

"Epiphanies [10w] Epiphanies aren't intuitions of new ideas;they're rearranging existing information."

"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."

"GPS for Sin "You've entered the point of no return;Re-cal-cu-la-ting."

"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."

"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."

"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."

"Privacy [10w] Why someone prefers his privacy is itself a private matter."

"The Flood that Did Not Subside [10w] What would today's world be,If Noah's dove flew into obscurity?"

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."

"Chase vs. Choose Happiness If you chase after happiness, it may escape you.If you choose happiness, it may take your house away.Both chasing and choosing have their hazards ~but they're less risky than waiting for happiness to find you.Remember, happiness is a lazy ass motherfuckerthat doesn't go on search and rescue missions."

"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."