Beryl Dov

"Upgrading [10w] Promise them the worldto get the universe in return."

"Money [10w] The root of all evil has a well earned reputation."

"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."

"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."

"Love vs. Honeymoon [10w] Love is what truly begins when the honeymoon is over."

"Dysfunctional vs. You're One Fucked Up Bitch [10w] "Causing pain's the only way you know how to love."

"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."

"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"

"Time is Not a Constant [10w] Time speeds up, crawls, compresses and expands depending on mood."

"Excuse The bureaucrat's excuse, 'If I have to make an exception for you,I have to make an exception for everybody else',doesn't apply to me because I exceptional."

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"Don't Quit ❣ Don't quit on love and it won't bail on you."

"Thorn [5w] Every thorn has its rose."

"Wheels of Change Discontentment is the wheels of change.You can either add some grease to bring about change faster,or run in front of them in protest,and be crushed by them."

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"Witticisms The greatest reward for coming up with some witty turn of phraseis that some day, if you're lucky,it may wind up in a fortune cookieat the very Chinese restaurant you're eating in!But if you get a big head about it,know it wasn't the flattery,it was the MSG."

"Death & Poetry Nothing softens the blow of death like a cushy poem to fall upon."