"Your Poem A poem is a waking dream.If your poem is shit,then it was a fucking nightmare."
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Beryl Dov
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Quotes by Beryl Dov
"Promising vs. Promises A promising life comes from a childhood without broken promises."
"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."
"Enigmatic Real Estate I choose to live on the edge of mysterywith its inscrutable view of complexityhedged by perplexity.Also, there's a Walmart nearby."
"Knowledge vs. Wisdom [10w] + [10w] Knowledge is the understanding that you are what you eat. Wisdom is not eating a pussy with hair on it."
"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."
"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."
"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."
"Too Beautiful for Words [10w] + [10w] When nature presents us with miracles too beautiful for words,it is either a mountain, a beach, or a baby."
"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"
"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."
"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."
"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."
"Some Semblance of Such "To lose one's identity to a Doppelgänger may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose multiple identities speaks of Nabakov."
"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."
"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."
"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"
"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."
"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."
"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."