Beryl Dov

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"Love on Fire [10w] A man in love cannot see fire or smell smoke."

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"

"Breathe inhale.exhalerepeatThat should solve 90% of your problems.For the other 10% ask your local Rabbi."

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."

"Mild Suffering vs. Great Suffering Mild suffering serves the purpose of inner-change.Great suffering serves the purpose of evil,or just being at the wrong place at the wrong time."

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."

"Today's Affirmation [10w] "I'll unplug myself from myselfand plug into something higher."

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"Leaps of Faith [10w] Like religion, leaps of faith are behind all idealistic movements."

"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."

"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."

"Obscenity [10w] Obscenity's undefinable becauseeverything that occurs in nature is natural."