Beryl Dov

"Love on Fire [10w] A man in love cannot see fire or smell smoke."

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"What is Hate? [10w] Hate is merely love hiding behind the mask of envy."

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."

"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."

"Be Careful What You Wish For More often than not,a dream come true is a nightmare-in-the-making."

"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."

"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."

"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."

"Death & Poetry Nothing softens the blow of death like a cushy poem to fall upon."

"Enemies of My Enemies Who knew the enemies of my enemies were good dancers."

"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 1 - The Balls If humility is what's all important to your adversary,humble yourself before him,and you've got him by the balls."

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."

"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."