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Beryl Dov

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Quotes by Beryl Dov

"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."
"Ethical Dilemma of an Ascending Body [10w] + [10w] You can't ascend a ladderwithout rungs to push back;you can't climb a staircasewithout stairs to step on."
"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."
"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."
"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."
"As Long As It Has a Fast Internet Connection {Couplet} I need a cozy den to winter in,a hiberaculum away from the city's din."
"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."
"What Children See [10w] "A spider is an octopus who lives in the desert."
"Free Will [20w] A bunch of amino acids bumping up together is not the scientific explanation of free will, it's grilling a hamburger."
"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."
"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."
"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."