Beryl Dov

"Hello Poetry Needs Y'allz How empty the oceans would be were it only filled with orcas."

"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."

"Poets Be Realists! Poets be realists!It's O.K. to keep your jobs ~just don't quit your day dreams."

"Vacations for Souls [10w] When souls are bored in Heaven they vacation in Hell."

"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."

"A Prayer God, be my light in pitch-black night;Show me the path from wrong to rightThat I might in Your hands be delivered later,Having eclipsed myself to become something greater."

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."

"The Tragedy of Forgetfulness When you stop loving someone,in order to heal your memory of them begins to fade.Unfortunately, the good ones fade with the bad and suddenlyyears of your life have disappeared."

"Lonely Marriage is the best refuge of the lonely to be lonely together,and if it lasts long enough,take turns being lonely."

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."

"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."

"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"Your Poem A poem is a waking dream.If your poem is shit,then it was a fucking nightmare."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."

"Happiness [10w] Happiness resides in the quiet pause,not in the pursuit."

"As Dead As "Nothing's changed at my place of birth.It is as dead as I remember leaving it."

"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."