Beryl Dov

"How Much Space? {Couplet} Give a lover space enough to rejoice in their choice,but not enough room for their doubts to give voice."

"Metamorphosis [10w] Change. Become the butterfly.Don't stay a caterpillar with wings."

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"Sunshine On My Shoulders When you're home's always filled with sunshine,you're either blessed or it's time to fix the roof."

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"Want vs. What's Coming to You As the Rolling Stones say,You can't always get what you want ~but God will always give you what's coming to you."

"The Poet's Job [10w] + {Couplet} Trigger memory, explode an emotion;the poet must create commotion....................................................­....................."

"Rhyme vs. Reason {Couplet} Do not try to make rhyme of reason,nor reason of rhyme;For the former's too systematic,the latter's too sublime."

"What Children See [10w] "A spider is an octopus who lives in the desert."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"Love's Reward [10w] + {Couplet} Love repaid is love's reward;recompense fair towards being adored."

"Embittered [10w] "His heart blistered like paint peeling from an old rig."

"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."

"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."

"Love Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."