Beryl Dov

"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"There's More Than Two Choices [10w] Don't take the road less traveled;blaze your own path."

"Choice vs. Disease [10w] People who label lack of control a disease evade responsibility."

"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."

"There's More Than Two Choices [10w] Don't take the road less traveled;blaze your own path."

"Gradually Then Instantly [10w] We fall in love the way we lose our minds."

"Man vs. Chimp Even chimpanzees are toolmakers,but only man has the unique honor of being a Godmaker."

"Love vs. Mental Illness [10w] Love, like mental illness, comes on graduallyand then suddenly."

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"Illinois State Motto State sovereignty, national union.Life begins and ends with corruption."

"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."

"What Makes a Terrorist Tic {Couplet} "If you want to glimpse how dark I really am,Place me beside the brilliant words of our Holy Qur'an."

"Fabulous Creatures and Trust Issues [10w] Never trust a sheep in wolf’s clothing despite the unicorn."

"Too Beautiful for Words [10w] + [10w] When nature presents us with miracles too beautiful for words,it is either a mountain, a beach, or a baby."

"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Mercy vs. Revenge "May God have mercy on my unfaithful, back-stabbing, adulterous husband because I sure as hell won't."

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"Wheels of Change Discontentment is the wheels of change.You can either add some grease to bring about change faster,or run in front of them in protest,and be crushed by them."