Beryl Dov

"New Year's Revolving Door [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} 2015's revolution commences with the overthrow of New Year's resolution.Seek not absolutionfor our weak character's immune to evolution."

"The Written Word The only thing I hold dearer than myself(and my moms, yo') ~is the written word.I'd give my life for that bitch, (yo'.)"

"Hermits vs. Rising Real Estate Costs [10w] Hermits can no longer afford a cabin in the woods."

"Kansas State Motto Ad astra per aspera. [9]Flat land and flatline intelligence."

"The 2-Step Self-Discovery Program The first step in self-discovery is not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.The second step is knowing you're a self-centered asshole."

"Shakespeare vs. Keynesian Economics {Couplet} If 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be',investments would dry up, economies stagnate,and off to the poorhouse go you and me."

"Nursing Homes [10w] Nursing homes are house haunted by the living and half-dead."

"There's More Than Two Choices [10w] Don't take the road less traveled;blaze your own path."

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"Finish Off Your Enemies If you finish off your enemiesdo they wind up more charming and with better manners?"

"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."

"Time is Not a Constant [10w] Time speeds up, crawls, compresses and expands depending on mood."

"Privacy [10w] Why someone prefers his privacy is itself a private matter."

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"Frivolous Gossip and Poetry It's just so much frivolous gossip to dwell upon the moral merits of a poet;what should only concern the reader is the merit of his words.Leave moral judgments to the preachers and aesthetic judgments to the critical readers."

"What's a Proper Tribute to Robin Williams? [10w] When funnymen die is to better to laugh or cry?"

"The Poet's Mind In so many ways I walk ablaze in a maze,my eyes in a glaze, my mind in a daze,this poem's just a phrase in the latency phase,rephrase, rephrase, rephrase..."

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."

"Humble Wishes [10w] "God, all I simply ask is that I become perfect."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."