"Nature's Prayer [10w] + {Couplet} Trees gesticulate in morning prayer;wind circulates with cleansing air."
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Beryl Dov
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Quotes by Beryl Dov
"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."
"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."
"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."
"Tapestry [10w] Life's a tapestry of mystery and miracles quilted by God."
"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."
"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."
"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."
"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"
"Lady Clowns [10w] Lady clowns drip menstrual blood in seven luscious rainbow colors."
"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."
"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"
"The Tigger Journals [10w] "Honestly, I'd rather be alone than with that unbearable Winnie-the-Pooh."
"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."
"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."
"Pussy Whipped I was pussy whipped with four lashes.It was a helluva threesome ~but I still can't get the damn mascara off my one-eyed snake."
"DNA [10w] DNA's the last hope of our species,spiraling to extinction."
"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"
"Poetry Site vs. Social Networking Site [10w] Hello Poetry is whatever you want Hello Poetry to be."
"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."