Beryl Dov

"Regret [10w] Regret's more about lost opportunities than about paths we've chosen."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"Don't Quit ❣ Don't quit on love and it won't bail on you."

"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."

"Dialogue Knowledge compromises its truthonce it ceases to be a dialogue."

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."

"A Prayer God, be my light in pitch-black night;Show me the path from wrong to rightThat I might in Your hands be delivered later,Having eclipsed myself to become something greater."

"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"Pond(er) This [10w] Nobody wants to be:'Big fish in a little pond."

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"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"Now [10w] + {Couplet} Whether you Hurry up! or P r o c r a s t i n a t e,the NOW doesn't discriminate."

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."