Beryl Dov

"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."

"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."

"Revenge [10w] Revenge is a long game;all you need is time."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"The Wonder of Wandering [10w] When you wander without destination,the world becomes your teacher."

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"they=""use=""to=""be=""so=""sweet"=""[10w]=""Parent's should celebrate change in their children;they're growing up."

"Unless you're a lesbian... [10w] Feminism is not a sustainable position without giving up love."

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"What is God? (60) [10w] God's always the correct answer once you rephrase the question."

"Enmity Enmity is the soul of shit."

"Metamorphosis [10w] Change. Become the butterfly.Don't stay a caterpillar with wings."

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."

"What happens when you trip China's Premier Li Keqiang on a banana peel? Your wind up with an even more slippery slope."

"Prickly Pears [10w] Men are often like cactus fruits ~thorny outside,mushy inside."

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"Summer NYC ☜ʇɥƃᴉlɟ☞'ɥsɐp ɐ 'ɥsɐlds ∀˙ɥʇɐq ʍollɐɥs ɐ ʇɐ sʍoɹɹɐds ǝʞᴉlsɹǝlʞuᴉɹds ʇɐ uǝɹplᴉɥƆ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Children at sprinklerslike sparrows at a shallow bath.A splash, a dash, ☜flight☞"

"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."

"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"