Beryl Dov

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."

"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."

"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."

"Learning from Experience Learning from experience means, 'Boy, did I just fuck up!"

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"In a True Global World... [10w] Famous people should be allowed to travel without a passport."

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."

"Eyes of Heaven To see through the eyes of heavenis to look upon your fellow manand only see the good in him."

"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."

"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."

"Ferdinand VII of Spain {Couplet} He who can false loyalty feignshall sit twice upon the throne of Spain."

"Political Strategists Avoids the Controversial [10w] Politicians win by pandering to the base of shared assumptions."

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."

"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."

"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"