Beryl Dov

"Memories [10w] Spend half your life creating memories,the other half, remembering."

"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"Hello Poetry Needs Y'allz How empty the oceans would be were it only filled with orcas."

"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."

"Brewing Poetry Comma sips between the lines,insights percolate into a 10w,a latte sonnet here, a cappuccino couplet there.A few smartass epiphanies,and something new in every brew.One final fix,voilà, the poem is fixed!I adore this caffeine,that alchemises the extraordinary into the routine,and vice versa with the unforseen.It turns blue aquamarine,and words into Mexican jumping beans."

"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."

"Rewrite☷Rewrite [10w] Happiness writes new memories;New losses rewrite over old ones."

"Enmity Enmity is the soul of shit."

"Good vs. Great [10w] To be good twice is a true mark of greatness."

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"A-New-Year's-a-Comin' [10w] A new year is coming!Let's all make new mistakes!"

"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."

"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"