Beryl Dov

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"Why Don't You Practice What You Preach [10w] The reason I teach and preach?In order to learn."

"Good vs. Great [10w] To be good twice is a true mark of greatness."

"Depression vs. Death Depression is anger turned within causing misery and hopelessness.Death is hate turned within until it totally eats you alive."

"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."

"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"

"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."

"The Wonder of Wandering [10w] When you wander without destination,the world becomes your teacher."

"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."

"Contiguous vs. Continuous Identity Identity's only preserved in death;in life it is ever-changing."

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."

"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."

"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"

"Recipe for Love [10w] Recipe for love:compatibilityattraction ~just add penis and stir."

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."

"Don't Quit ❣ Don't quit on love and it won't bail on you."