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Beryl Dov

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Quotes by Beryl Dov

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."
"Enigmatic Real Estate I choose to live on the edge of mysterywith its inscrutable view of complexityhedged by perplexity.Also, there's a Walmart nearby."
"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."
"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"
"Endless Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Put off summer's endAnd adulthood's vexingburdens shall suspend."
"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."
"Getting Even Bring a gun to a knife-fight,Bring a nuke to a war.Even if you don't win,You'll even the score.““”̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪ⓧ)=ε/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿"
"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."
"Depression vs. Death Depression is anger turned within causing misery and hopelessness.Death is hate turned within until it totally eats you alive."
"Eye of God [10w] The Hubble-Universe is a microchip in the Eye of God."
"Self-Contempt [10w] Self-contempt is calling yourself collect and refusing to accept the charges."
"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."