Beryl Dov

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."

"Enigmatic Real Estate I choose to live on the edge of mysterywith its inscrutable view of complexityhedged by perplexity.Also, there's a Walmart nearby."

"Enigmatic Real Estate I choose to live on the edge of mysterywith its inscrutable view of complexityhedged by perplexity.Also, there's a Walmart nearby."

"Minus One [10w] We more people we fuckthe more lonely we become."

"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"Endless Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Put off summer's endAnd adulthood's vexingburdens shall suspend."

"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."

"Carrots and Creativity [10w] Put a carrot in front of you for optimal creativity."

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"Getting Even Bring a gun to a knife-fight,Bring a nuke to a war.Even if you don't win,You'll even the score.““”̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪ⓧ)=ε/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿"

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."

"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."

"Depression vs. Death Depression is anger turned within causing misery and hopelessness.Death is hate turned within until it totally eats you alive."

"Eye of God [10w] The Hubble-Universe is a microchip in the Eye of God."

"Dysfunctional Love We split up not because he or she didn't love us,but because they did love us in the only way they knew how."

"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."

"Self-Contempt [10w] Self-contempt is calling yourself collect and refusing to accept the charges."

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."