Beryl Dov

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."

"Who Am I "I don't know who I am whenI'm not the person who loves you."

"Indiscernible Love [10w] True love's so effortless, others can hardly see it's happening."

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."

"Revenge [10w] Revenge is a long game;all you need is time."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."

"Pulling a Houdini Relationships are magic;we're always getting each other out of handcuffs and strait-jacketswhile locked in a steamer trunk underwater."

"The Wonderful Wonder Between the 'Onenesses' [10w] + [10w] + [10w] + [10w] If you can imagine time running backwards, death becomes birth;The moment before conception, becomes our oneness with the universe.Therefore, we shouldn't fear death because oneness returns to oneness;The wonder that happens between these onenesses is God's gift."

"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"Now, I'm Not Born Yet [10w] I brought a sundial to a flight crossing the International-Date-Line."

"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."

"Q & A The illness of our time is not that we lack for answers;man's tragedy is that we've forgotten the important questions."

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."

"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."

"Creation "I shake my fist and there's bang.Stars sift like sand through my fingers;each swirl of my wrist a galaxy,every kiss imbued with a bit of me."