Beryl Dov

"Recipe for Love [10w] Recipe for love:compatibilityattraction ~just add penis and stir."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"Did He Do the Right Thing? I walked out of the room. I did not stay to watch my beloved draw her last breath because I didn't want all my magical memories of her tainted by the profanity of death."

"Poets Be Realists! Poets be realists!It's O.K. to keep your jobs ~just don't quit your day dreams."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."

"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."

"Err 2 [10w] To err is human, to make it a habit, assinine."

"Poetry and Ostrich Feathers A poet should leave his poem covered with a faint film of fairy dust,inviting the reader to bring his faint heartand an ostrich feather duster to the reading."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."

"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."

"Obscure Poetry Obscurity does not make a poem better or deeper.It simply makes it obscure."

"Ethical Dilemma of an Ascending Body [10w] + [10w] You can't ascend a ladderwithout rungs to push back;you can't climb a staircasewithout stairs to step on."

"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."

"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."

"Indiscernible Love [10w] True love's so effortless, others can hardly see it's happening."

"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."

"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."