Beryl Dov

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 2 ~ Shit If you're going to run for public office,you must first scrape the shit off your shoe,or the stink will follow you."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Why Don't You Practice What You Preach [10w] The reason I teach and preach?In order to learn."

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."

"The Poet's Mind In so many ways I walk ablaze in a maze,my eyes in a glaze, my mind in a daze,this poem's just a phrase in the latency phase,rephrase, rephrase, rephrase..."

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"

"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."

"Preserving Beauty [10w] + {Couplet} Preserving beauty is futile;even Cleopatra returned to the Nile."

"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"Preserving Beauty [10w] + {Couplet} Preserving beauty is futile;even Cleopatra returned to the Nile."

"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."

"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"