Beryl Dov

"Socrates [10w] "I know less than you.That's how smart I am!"

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Ethical Dilemma of an Ascending Body [10w] + [10w] You can't ascend a ladderwithout rungs to push back;you can't climb a staircasewithout stairs to step on."

"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Love vs. Control [10w] A lover you can control is not worthy of having."

"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"Pond(er) This [10w] Nobody wants to be:'Big fish in a little pond."

"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."

"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"

"Noah [10w] God, I love rain too ~but this is fucking ridiculous!"

"Seafood My body's just a shell,the world is my oyster ~and I'm getting a whale of appetiteright now for some delicious seafood ."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."

"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."

"Present {Couplet} Our present is the dissipating despair of our past mingled with the promise of our future we hope will last."