Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

"If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal."

"Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer."

"I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy."

"I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep."

"I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep."

"Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god."

"If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder."

"To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken."

"If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal."

"I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy."

"To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken."

"Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer."

"She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert."

"Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer."