Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

"Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun."

"From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."

"Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while"

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."

"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."