A man wrapped up in himself always suffocates. But his loved... - Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

"Nothing else matters now that you love me.' - suicide note"

"Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion."

"Alphabet: a symbolic system used in algebra, with applications that have yet to be discovered by dyslexics and two thirds of college graduates."

"If you're a nobody, just imagine a lot of celebrities are in love with you. Narcissism is the best cure for attention deficit disorder."

"The lampshade on my head is for my bright ideas. I won't be able to convey them until Monday, when my curtain gets out of the dry cleaners."