A man wrapped up in himself always suffocates. But his loved... - Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

"Unrequited love is the only possible way to give yourself to another without being held in indentured servitude."

"Bachelorhood: all the fun of married life and more prosperity, leaving lots of descendants to boast of their father’s memory to their fellow inmates."

"If I weren’t too proud, I’d boast of my exaggerated opinion of myself."

"Love your wife, your servant and your enemy equally, and file her credit card bills under the ‘enemy’ folder."

"Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion."