If I weren’t too proud, I’d boast of my exaggerated opinion... - Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

"The idealist hopes. The romantic sees doom. The postmodernist sees doom and hopes."

"Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion."

"A man wrapped up in himself always suffocates. But his loved ones will forever hold in their hearts the memory of that Christmas."

"People are always insinuating that I’m rude. They say things like “Shh,” and “Careful what you say,” and “I think that guy’s listening in on our conversation."

"The idealist hopes. The romantic sees doom. The postmodernist sees doom and hopes."