If I weren’t too proud, I’d boast of my exaggerated opinion... - Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"If I weren’t too proud, I’d boast of my exaggerated opinion of myself."
"If I weren’t too proud, I’d boast of my exaggerated opinion of myself."
"Love leads people to become lost in their own feelings and ignore the world, so it’s no surprise their love for the world goes unrequited."
"The problem with our society is that our values aren’t in the right place. There’s an awful lot of bleeding and naked bodies on prime-time networks, but not nearly enough cable television on public programming."
"Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion."
"Husband: a man with hopes of being a lover who settles for being a provider, causing his wife to grow suspicious of her depleting jewelry box."
"A mother’s love: the sacred relationship of affording a nanny so as to be tolerated as a granny."