Love your wife, your servant and your enemy equally, and fil... - Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"Love your wife, your servant and your enemy equally, and file her credit card bills under the ‘enemy’ folder."
"Love your wife, your servant and your enemy equally, and file her credit card bills under the ‘enemy’ folder."
"People are always insinuating that I’m rude. They say things like “Shh,” and “Careful what you say,” and “I think that guy’s listening in on our conversation."
"When you loathe yourself, a true friend will respect your honesty. And if you’ve been fortunate in life, he will probably share your opinion."
"People who practice freedom of expression are terrorizing our grammatical way of life."
"I don’t know the kind of person I’ll be tomorrow, but I’ll be able to look back on yesterday and ask “What was that guy’s problem?” The future is full of condescending jerks."
"The lampshade on my head is for my bright ideas. I won't be able to convey them until Monday, when my curtain gets out of the dry cleaners."