Love your wife, your servant and your enemy equally, and fil... - Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

"When you loathe yourself, a true friend will respect your honesty. And if you’ve been fortunate in life, he will probably share your opinion."

"People who practice freedom of expression are terrorizing our grammatical way of life."

"Pure joy is rare. That’s why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak."

"A man wrapped up in himself always suffocates. But his loved ones will forever hold in their hearts the memory of that Christmas."

"The idealist hopes. The romantic sees doom. The postmodernist sees doom and hopes."