Love your wife, your servant and your enemy equally, and fil... - Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"Love your wife, your servant and your enemy equally, and file her credit card bills under the ‘enemy’ folder."
More quotes by Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"When you loathe yourself, a true friend will respect your honesty. And if you’ve been fortunate in life, he will probably share your opinion."
"People who practice freedom of expression are terrorizing our grammatical way of life."
"I bet there are a lot of women out there who want to sleep with a guy who reads. And being the head of the reading foundation, I’m very well endowed."
"Education: learning to find your purpose. Upon finding your purpose: what did I learn?"
"Love leads people to become lost in their own feelings and ignore the world, so it’s no surprise their love for the world goes unrequited."