Love your wife, your servant and your enemy equally, and fil... - Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"Love your wife, your servant and your enemy equally, and file her credit card bills under the ‘enemy’ folder."
"Love your wife, your servant and your enemy equally, and file her credit card bills under the ‘enemy’ folder."
"Bachelorhood: all the fun of married life and more prosperity, leaving lots of descendants to boast of their father’s memory to their fellow inmates."
"I hope people of the future will remember my books for being burned, and I challenge an elite few to imagine the embers of the last copy."
"Love leads people to become lost in their own feelings and ignore the world, so it’s no surprise their love for the world goes unrequited."
"I admire Shakespeare enormously. But since I can’t be him, I’m glad that his marriage was unhappy and he’s dead."
"Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion."