A tree with red leaves is like an old man with gray hair. Li... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"A tree with red leaves is like an old man with gray hair. Likewise, my love for you was blue, but now it’s orange, and that’s a compliment."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"My hobbies include rubbing my nipples across a cheese grater, meeting cat ladies on Tinder, and voting for either Democrat or Republican every four years. You could say I am a torture enthusiast."
"I’m so restless when I rest that I make sleepwalkers look like statues. If The Thinker could run 26.2 miles, it would need a baseball glove to catch me."
"Tweeting is talking into the abyss, filling a void in your life by avoiding real human contact."
"Under the guise of being nice guys, the central bankers have done to the people what no army in history has been evil enough to do."
"Love is a process, either growing or shrinking, but never stagnant. My love for you was David, and now it is Goliath. Also, my love for you was Goliath, and now it is David."