Between Portland and Seattle is a mint factory, and they mad... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Between Portland and Seattle is a mint factory, and they made sweets like we made sweet love, and America needs more manufacturers like us."

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"A turtle is like a lizard in a bicycle helmet, and I think that’s romantic. That reminds me, I should write a love song called, “Dinner for two—plus one."
"A stick won’t stick to a wall, so why is it called a stick? Likewise, why aren’t love and ghost the same word? Both are dead and invisible."
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"She said she'd love me forever. That was two days ago, so I should probably ask her again if she still feels the same way."