More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Finger food, is that food you eat with your fingers, or is that where you eat your fingers? I’m starving, but I also want to play the piano, so I need to know."
"Love burns. Whiskey burns. George Burns. What do all three have in common? They’re all dead to me."
"A love story in six words: Hello. Goodbye. In between was marriage."
"When I lost her I gained the future, because she was my past, and she freed me to become who I was born to be."
"The sides of buildings should be like the tops of lakes. I’d fish through your window hoping to catch a smile."