More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Of all sports, wrestling is the most like cuddling. I’m all sweaty because I’m training hard to show her how much I love her."
"I sip my coffee like I fall in love—alone in a field of flowers, writing poetry for the mailman, who delivers love letters, but never gets any."
"Do you know how much laughter is in a single bag of chips? Enough to feed a seriously starved midget for a week. Now with 33.3% reduced fat!"
"Don’t try to hog loneliness and keep it all to yourself. Share it with a special someone."
"String several words together in a sentence and you have a language necklace. My I love you would look great with your favorite red dress."