I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright
"I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done."
"I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done."
"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
"Real life? Well, I just hope mine isn't investigated. They might find that I don't really exist - that I'm just a hologram."
"The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?"
"I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done."
"If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?"