From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I... - Groucho Marx
"From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
"From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others."
"Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse."
"If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere."
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."