From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I... - Groucho Marx

"Room service? Send up a larger room."[A Night at the Opera]"

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."

"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."

"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself."

"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."