More quotes by Groucho Marx

"Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while"
"Before I speak, I have something important to say."
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."
"Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse."
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."