More quotes by Groucho Marx

"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
"Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun."
"Humor is reason gone mad."
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others."