How is it possible to have a civil war? - George Carlin
"How is it possible to have a civil war?"
"How is it possible to have a civil war?"
"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood."
"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."
"Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck"
"Electricity is really just organized lightning"
"I think I am, therefore, I am... I think."