I've been trying to start a garage band for over a decade no... - Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

"Faith: a device of the mind, fed by the soul, that functions like crutches to a man in a wheelchair."

"What’s the opposite of start? Would the average person think stop or finish? The answer may reflect the difference between a winner and a loser."

"I've been trying to start a garage band for over a decade now, but father won't move his car."

"Hydrogenated and androgynous milky white love is all I have to offer you. Would you like me to pour it in your coffee, or directly into your soul?"

"Death cannot stop true love. That’s why it’s pointless for me to try to murder all my adoring female fans."