I've been trying to start a garage band for over a decade no... - Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.
"I've been trying to start a garage band for over a decade now, but father won't move his car."
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"You know that I know you know, but I want you to know that I know you know I know you know I know. It’s important for you to know that, you know?"
"All my best writing was written before 1982, and then a significant event happened to me: I was born."
"One day I’ll have my appointment with death, and every day I call out to God to see if I can reschedule for a later date."
"Not only do I not believe in not believing in God, I’m also a big supporter of crutches, canes, walkers, and anything that helps support man through difficult times."
"More people are leaving TV behind to read my books than ever before. In the last year alone I gained over two readers (three, to be exact). So I’d like to take a moment and say thanks mom, dad, and kidnap victim I keep chained in the basement."